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 | I was only in Rome for one day, but boy, it was something I shalln't soon forget. | |
 | Here I am overlooking the city. Rome is quite a quant little village full of many an Italian. I really enjoyed the food. |
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Here I am cooling off by taking a dip near Sangelo. Ma-Ma Me-a! It was hot. I sweat like a bastard, and when it's hot I must cool off. |
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I was strolling down the street, when what should drive by but the popemobile! It was a big thrill for all the locals, but I felt sorry for the Pope, seeing all those people crowd around him like he's a big rock star like Diana Ross, while he's just trying to drive the golf cart home. |
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When I found out that the Pope lived in Rome, man, I had to go check that out. I grew up
in a Catholic home,
but I don't go to Church anymore. I prefer to spend Sunday mornings in my underwear drinking
bottles of syrup. Anyway, here I am in the Vatican. Those funds from the Nazis sure helped. Whew, look at this place. It's so damn huge! |
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I had a bad case of the runs that day, so I needed to find a restroom to go number five. While looking around I bumped in to the Pope, and was thrilled like a little school girl when he posed for this picture with me. |
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I played a little joke on the Pope when I swiped his popeing hat and replaced it with a roast chicken. It was funny. The Pope was old, so he didn't notice and I was glad to have a sovenier. |
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Well, my trip to Rome was delightful. You should go sometime. I hope you enjoyed
my little adventure,
but remember, this trip wasn't cheap. It costed this website aboot
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